ONTD Original: Uncovering the Identities of the Playmates in Holly Madison's Book

Readers of Holly Madison'due south new book Down the Rabbit Hole all seem to have the same burning question on their minds: who exactly is she talking about? As expected, Holly chose to modify the names of many of the playmates and girlfriends she describes throughout the story. That decision to protect the innocent -- and, of form, the non-and then-innocent -- has, unsurprisingly, only made people that much more curious nigh which real-life girls are protected backside the pseudonyms.


Who was "Vicky," the truly evil girlfriend who constantly bullied Holly, reportedly recruited other girlfriends and playmates to become escorts, and was eventually kicked out of the mansion for breaking Hef'south rules by SELLING spots on her guest list to the smaller mansion parties?  And who was Lisa, the baby-faced Anna Nicole Smith lookalike who actually showed Holly some kindness? Who were the "mean girls" that treated Holly and Bridget like clay? Who was the girlfriend who slept with Jennifer Lopez's ex-married man, Cris Judd?

Well, I researched so you don't have to. And let me tell you, it took a long-ass time. Back in the day, Hef's girlfriends were nearly never mentioned by name in the descriptions of photos taken by the press. In that location were just as well many and they rotated in and out of the grouping far too quickly. The fact that they were all thin, snub-nosed, buxom, and platinum blonde didn't help either, making actually identifying who was who in any given movie incredibly painful.

In order to figure out just who was really living at the mansion when Holly moved in, I had to brand a piddling timeline:

MARCH 2001


  • In an article nigh Hefner's 75thursday Birthday celebration, his girlfriends of the moment are listed as: Cathi O'Malley, Buffy Tyler, Tina Jordan, Tiffany Holliday, Stephanie Heinrich, Kimberley Stanfield, and Regina Lauren. Katie Lohmann is described past other sources (notably Izabella St. James in her book Bunny Tales) equally being a girlfriend around this time as well.

Over the next few months, the bulk of these girls leave. In the few months before Holly fifty-fifty moves in, St. James notes that:


  • Cathi O'Malley moves out.

  • Buffy Tyler evidently drives her new Escalade (a gift from Hefner) to Texas to see her secret fellow, and is immediately kicked out equally a event.

  • Katie Lohmann moves out later on condign POTM April 2001.

The newly departed girlfriends are eventually replaced by Dalene Kurtis, Kim Stanfield, and Michelle Winchester.


(To a higher place: May 16, 2001. Explanation: Hugh Hefner, laughs equally he for poses pictures with his seven girlfriends (L to R) Tiffany, Tina, Michelle, Dalene, Stephanie, Kimberley and Regina on May 16, 2001)

MAY 2001


  • Consistent with St. James' account, Cathi O'Malley, Buffy Tyler, and Katie Lohmann are no longer Hefner'southward girlfriends by this time. They have been replaced past Dalene, Kimberley, and Michelle.

Summer 2001


  • Regina Lauren is kicked out for selling Hefner's personal belongings (co-ordinate to St. James).

  • Christi Milk shake moves in, becoming Hef's newest girlfriend.

~JULY/AUGUST 2001


  • Girlfriend Kimberly Stanfield is kicked out later condign POTM July 2001, leaving an open spot for a new girlfriend.

  • Several of the girls offset asking Holly to come out clubbing with them and Hef. She begins hanging around the mansion even more frequently.

SEPTEMBER 2001


  • Holly moves in around early September 2001. She stays in Rm 3, along with "Apr," the only roommate she will ever take at the mansion until she eventually moves in to the individual sleeping accommodation of Puffin himself.

So let's footstep back and use some deductive reasoning.

At the time Holly moves in, the girlfriends must be: Christi Shake, Tina Jordan (oldest + main girlfriend), Michelle Winchester, Dalene Kurtis, Tiffany Holliday, and Stephanie Heinrich.

Holly lists the live-in girlfriends at this fourth dimension every bit: "Vicky", "April", "Lisa", "Adrianna", a quiet daughter named "Carolyn," and #1 girlfriend Tina Hashemite kingdom of jordan. Ready for a who'due south who of Downwards the Rabbit Hole?

WHO WAS APRIL?


"Apr" = Christi Shake
Why? Holly says that "Apr" was her roommate in Rm. three when she first moved in. St. James corroborates that Holly immediately moved into Rm. 3, and that her roommate was none other than Christi Shake.

Revelations almost "Apr"/Christi:


  • intimidated the hell out of Holly

  • taller and bigger boned than Hef's usual type

  • in-your-face personality

  • became a Playmate at some betoken (Christi became POTM May 2002)

  • Holly didn't like her, and neither did the other girls evidently

WHO WAS LISA?


"Lisa" = Stephanie Heinrich

Why? A few weeks after Holly moved in, she started hanging out sometimes with "Lisa," who was celebrating the recent release of her centerfold.
Which girlfriend had a centerfold released around that time? None other than Stephanie Heinrich, who was POTM October 2001!

Why else? Because Holly notes that subsequently her centerfold was released, she moved out a few months later. Which Stephanie did. And what did "Lisa" exercise afterward she moved out? Holly says that rumor had it that "Lisa" ran through her savings in a few months and had to move back home, despite working regularly with Playboy Productions. Stephanie Heinrich, after leaving, moved back to her hometown of Cincinnati, Ohio, and worked sporadically for Playboy up until at least 2013.

Revelations nigh "Lisa"/Stephanie:


  • I of the friendlier girlfriends

  • A cute country girl who some said dated Kid Rock on the side

  • Threw a fit one night (before Holly moved in) considering Hef hadn't yet made her a Playmate. He obliged well-nigh right abroad.

  • Moved out erstwhile after Christmas to make information technology in LA. But concluded upward moving back home anyway, and not finding success. The other girls made fun of her for this and were super cruel well-nigh it.

  • Once made out with Rob Schneider...Right IN FRONT OF HEF. Merely Hef is one-time and probably blind so he didn't see.

WHO WAS ADRIANNA?

"Adrianna" = Dalene Kurtis

Why? Considering Adrianna was the but other girlfriend at the time that was an upcoming centerfold when Holly moved in. Tina Jordan would later go a centerfold, simply Holly referred to her past name, so information technology wasn't her. And Tiffany and Michelle never became playmates. Leaving only Dalene as Adrianna.

Why else? Like Holly, "Adrianna" had also been a Hawaiian Tropic daughter. And, you guessed it, and then had Dalene, who was discovered past Playboy later on appearing in the Miss Hawaiian Tropic Pageant!

Revelations nearly "Adrianna"/Dalene:


  • Became a centerfold well-nigh immediately, so the other girls were mean to her

  • Wasn't close to Holly, but wasn't mean either

But most chiefly...DRUMROLL PLEASE...

WHO WAS VICKY?

"Vicky" = None other than miss natural beauty herself, Tiffany Holliday.

How practise I know?


  1. Holly says that right around Halloween 2002, "Vicky" and the "mean girls" went and got Playboy bunny tattoos. When they got back, Hef confronted them near their rule-breaking moneymaking scheme: they had been caught SELLING invites to mansion parties, something that was very much off-limits. The invites were supposed to be for close friends and family, but "Vicky" and co. would write downwards the proper name of anyone who was willing to pay up, claiming that the person was their cousin, friend, whatsoever.

  2. In Izabella St. James' book, she describes a night around Halloween when she, a girlfriend she calls "Emma," and a girlfriend she calls "Tammy" all went and got Playboy bunny tattoos. And that upon returning, Hef was mad at them, having discovered their invite-selling business organization. She goes on to say that "Tammy" was kicked out because of information technology. St. James claims that Holly tattled. Holly denies this.

  3. Writing about the forced departure of "Tammy," St. James writes, "I knew [Hef] cared about ["Tammy"]. He was also sorry to see her pets go. After all, he had bought her Pinky, the capuchin monkey, just a few months earlier."

  4. Now, who has a capuchin monkey named Pinky? TIFFANY HOLLIDAY. In i interview, when asked about her pet monkey, she said, "Her name is 'Pinky' and she's a black-capped capuchin, native to Brazil. She was a gift from Hef while I lived at the mansion."

If "Vicky" = "Tammy" and "Tammy" = Tiffany Holliday, then by the transitive property, "Vicky" = Tiffany Holliday.

Revelations nearly "Vicky"/Tiffany:


  • At offset nice to Holly, simply turned vicious as presently every bit she moved in. Was the queen of the hateful girls in the house.

  • Kept a steady stream of new girls coming upwards to slumber with Hefner, which she had realized was expert for her considering so SHE didn't have to do information technology every bit ofttimes.

  • Tried to recruit Holly to go an escort. Holly notes that she came to believe that Vicky was working as a recruiter for famed Hollywood madam Michelle Braun, who was known for having a number of Playmates as "employees" and had told a reporter in 2009, "At one fourth dimension, seven of the eight girls living in the Mansion were working for me. I had ane of his girlfriends in the Mansion simply to recruit for me." Holly concludes that "Vicky" must take been said recruiter girlfriend.

  • Other girlfriends confided in Holly that "Vicky" had likewise asked them to become escorts. Ane said that Vicky got a cutting/fee for every new girl she introduced to Braun.

  • One time had sex with Jennifer Lopez's ex-husband, Cris Judd, by asking him if he wanted to come upstairs and "see her monkey"

WHO WERE THE OTHER MEAN GIRLS?


(Above: "Mean girl" Izabella St. James)

Besides Vicky, the two other "mean girls" who went and got tattoos and were participating in the invite-selling concern were Izabella St. James (as she admits in her own book) and a girlfriend who is referred to by St. James as "Emma." I did some snooping and "Emma" is Zoe Gregory Paul (St. James tells a story of how Emma lied in an interview dorsum abode in Britain well-nigh a night with Justin Timberlake in the Grotto...who else did this very specific matter? Zoe Gregory Paul!)

1 2 three 4 5 6 + Down the Rabbit Hole by Holly Madison + Bunny Tales past Izabella St. James

Buzzfeed/other websites if you steal this without permission and/or crediting me I swear to god...

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